No fake positivity here. Get one brutal, funny, or fire text message every morning that actually makes you move. Choose your tone. $4.99/month.
Start Your Free 14-Day TrialThen $4.99/month. Cancel anytime. Reply STOP to end SMS.
Choose Your Vibe
Pick the style that actually gets you off your ass.
Real Messages
These are real texts from our library. If any of these made you react, you need this service.
"You've been mediocre for 3 days in a row. That's statistically significant. Fix it."
"A cheetah goes 0 to 70 mph in 3 seconds. You can't even get off your phone. Imagine what you could do if you tried."
"YOUR GOALS ARE NOT OPTIONAL. YOUR DREAMS ARE NOT OPTIONAL. GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN RIGHT NOW."
"Octopuses have three hearts. Two stop beating when they swim. They literally risk it all just to move forward. What's your excuse?"
Simple Process
Three steps and you're getting daily messages that actually slap.
Fill out the short form with your name, phone number, and which tone hits different for you.
Secure payment via Stripe. Start your 14-day free trial — no charge until the trial ends.
One message every morning. No spam, no lists, just one message that makes you want to actually do something with your day.
Pricing
Less than one coffee a month for daily accountability.
14 days free. Then $4.99/month. No commitment.
Questions
Legal
Effective Date: April 15, 2026
Business: MotiveAF, a product of Uptick DSM
Contact: david@uptickdsm.com | Des Moines, IA 50309
When you sign up for MotiveAF, we collect your first name, mobile phone number, and your selected message tone preference, used solely to deliver your daily SMS subscription.
Your mobile phone number is used exclusively to send you daily motivational text messages. We do not use your information for any other purpose.
By subscribing to MotiveAF, you provide express written consent to receive recurring automated marketing text messages from MotiveAF at the mobile number provided. Message frequency is approximately 1 message per day. Message and data rates may apply. You may opt out at any time by replying STOP. Reply HELP for assistance. This consent is not a condition of any purchase.
We do not sell, rent, or share your personal information with third parties for marketing purposes. We may share your information with service providers (Twilio for SMS delivery, Stripe for payment processing) solely as necessary to operate the service.
We retain your information for as long as your subscription is active. Upon cancellation, your information may be retained for up to 90 days, after which it is deleted.
You may request deletion of your personal information at any time by contacting david@uptickdsm.com. We will respond within 5 business days.
david@uptickdsm.com | Uptick DSM | Des Moines, IA 50309
Effective Date: April 15, 2026
Business: MotiveAF, a product of Uptick DSM
Contact: david@uptickdsm.com | Des Moines, IA 50309
MotiveAF is a subscription-based SMS marketing service delivering one daily motivational text message. Subscribers choose their preferred tone (Coach, Savage, Hype, or Chaos) at signup. Messages are sent at approximately 8:00AM Eastern time.
You must be 18 years of age or older and a US resident to subscribe to MotiveAF. By subscribing, you confirm that you meet these requirements.
By completing the signup form and checking the consent box, you expressly consent to receive recurring automated marketing text messages from MotiveAF at the mobile number you provided. Message frequency is approximately 1 message per day. Message and data rates may apply.
To stop receiving messages: Reply STOP at any time. For help: Reply HELP or contact david@uptickdsm.com.
Your consent to receive marketing messages is not a condition of any purchase.
MotiveAF subscriptions are billed at $4.99 per month via Stripe. New subscribers receive a 14-day free trial. Subscriptions renew automatically each month until canceled.
You may cancel at any time by contacting david@uptickdsm.com. To stop SMS messages immediately, reply STOP to any message.
We offer refunds on a case-by-case basis. Contact us within 30 days of a charge.
MotiveAF messages are for motivational and entertainment purposes only. Results vary.
Uptick DSM | Des Moines, IA 50309 | david@uptickdsm.com